The Daily Funny
Just thought I'd share this gem in the rough from our criminal law professor:"Transport of passion- what is that, like a van with a waterbed in back?"
Your daily hypo:
At a party, someone proceeds to demonstrate their unique ability to insert an entire fork into their nasal cavity. Commanding the rapt attention of shocked and slightly inebriated partygoers, this individual begs of you not to disturb him, as even the slightest tap could cause permanent brain damage (what functional brian capacity remains, that is). After extricating the fork from his nose, he demands $1 from the audience in payment for his performance. What result? (Other than laughter).
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